A college student was in a philosophy class, where a class discussion about ''whether or not God exists'' was in progress. The professor had the following logic;
"Has anyone in this class heard God?''
Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?''
Again nobody spoke.
''Has anyone in this class seen God?''
When nobody spoke for the third time he simply stated, ''Then there is no God.''
One of the students stood up and asked the following questions:
"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?'' Silence.
''Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?'' Absolute Silence.
''Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?''
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, ''Then according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!''
( Reproduced from ''The Awakening Ray, March 1999. The Gnostic centre)
"Has anyone in this class heard God?''
Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?''
Again nobody spoke.
''Has anyone in this class seen God?''
When nobody spoke for the third time he simply stated, ''Then there is no God.''
One of the students stood up and asked the following questions:
"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?'' Silence.
''Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?'' Absolute Silence.
''Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?''
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, ''Then according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!''
( Reproduced from ''The Awakening Ray, March 1999. The Gnostic centre)
Haha!
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